DUMBASS OF THE DAY: Microsoft & Xbox

And the Red Forman Award of the Day goes to… Microsoft and/or Xbox!

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I wasn’t pleased to see buried within all my emails a nasty little message from Microsoft that they were trimming the storage fat on their “cloud” servers. Yep OneDrive was reducing my space from like 30GB to 5GB. That’s right…FUCKING 5 GIGS. That’s the equivalent of my PC back in 95-96. That included discontinuing the 15 GB camera roll bonus that I had for automatically storing photos & vids from my Windows Phone.  As if that wasn’t heartbreaking enough. My Windows 8 device was starting to suck a little bit more as the tech monster company rolled out another version of their phone OS, Windows 10 to keep up the PC rollout version of Windows 10 not too long ago, which has come with nothing but headaches.

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ME as I read, “The Email”
As a result of these changes, you will be over your storage limit (visit the Storage page to check your account). If you don’t bring your OneDrive content under the new limits in the next 14 days, your account will become read only – you’ll be able to access your content, but not upload files. If you do not take action in one year, your content may be deleted. You can learn more at our FAQ.

 

As for the rollout for my PC, after a few months I found out that my apps on my primary administrative profile stopped working. I tried numerous, useless fixes but after awhile, the store, calendar, calculator, email, picture viewer, music, & movies player were unable to be opened.  Well I found a way around it by adding another Outlook account to my PC & making that the admin. But it wasn’t without learning that all of the other accounts on my PC would suffer from minor glitches after trying to Google & YouTube any type of fix I could find.  Eventually I settled on having 2 admin accounts to serve me as one.

ARRRGGG!!!

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Oh and regarding my phone, turns out that when they pushed Windows phone 10, they pushed developers to move all the cool apps there & as of yet failed to update all the other devices (even the ones just released right before the new software) I am guessing that both Windows 8 & 10 required double the work to support or something techy.  Not to mention they barely integrated the use of SD cards in the newer phones, although they now require them, so my phone crashes nearly everyday.  To add injury to insult, several apps refused to update to the new platform whilst others simply decided to pull out from the Microsoft store altogether. So while my phone of barely a year runs shitty apps like Instagram BETA, (yes BETA) I now run the risk of losing all of my precious vids & pics by moving them to my PC because my SD card & phone have inner turmoil… It’s either that or have the MS OS douchebags liquidate my account for I am assuming I will be violating terms by not removing nearly 15 gigs of what I have stored now??

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So normally what I do in times of stress since I can’t reach for a pack of Marlboros anymore, I workout! It’s healthy & good for me when I have the writer’s block.  So a few weeks ago I turn on the good ol’ Xbox One & find out about 2 weeks ago that Xbox was terminating Xbox Fitness.  In order to keep up with Sony PS4, they previously started selling the console & Kinect separately instead of in a bundle (this too unbeknownst to me) because apparently this happened right around the time I bought this expensive shit! Looking back, I was soooo happy & impressed with my weight loss from the 360 intertwined with my other workouts, that I decided as a gamer & fitness freak, I would get the ever so awesome & hyped up Xbox One. I played it Best Buy & Game stop and so my mind was set! Forget the PS4… I was going for the Xbox to try out the new fitness stuff.

Xbox Fitness debuted with Microsoft’s Xbox One & allowed gamers to download workouts so they can exercise from the comfort of their living room.  Since arriving in 2013, you were able to make a one-time purchase of the various workouts like Beachbody, Jillian Michaels, Sean T, P90X, Tai CHi, & Yoga and have access to the content indefinitely. No gym needed! An added bonus for paid Live members was that you could get free workouts.  But to my dismay, I found out that the Kinect sitting right above would be as good as a paperweight.

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All workout content will officially be discontinued on July 1st, 2017. Those who have already paid will have access until then you won’t be able to make any fitness purchases from here on out.

According to Microsoft’s Marketing Coordinator and Community Manager for Xbox Fitness, Erica Bell, wrote, “Given the service relies on providing you with new and exciting content regularly, Microsoft has given much consideration to the reality updating the service regularly in order to sustain it. Therefore, the decision has been made to scale back our support for Xbox Fitness over the next year.”

Apparently, it’s too fucking complicated to keep up with the fitness needs of their consumers.  This DUMBASS must not know how booming the fitness industry is.  I still have DVDs I workout to & it’s faired great for me..  I don’t do the same workout anyway, so leaving a few fitness apps around until some revives the Kinect is the least they can do.  Although I gained some weight back being a desk jockey, I originally lost over 50lbs.  This below was me on diet & Xbox workouts alone on my 360, which I will be turning back to obviously. As you can see, I shed 15 lbs. in less than 2 months!

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Just goes as a harsh reminder that you don’t actually “own” any fucking digital content bought from the Xbox store that’s not in your fucking hand. Case in point, songs I bought from Microsoft prior to change to Xbox Music to Groove or whatever the fuck, got lost in the madness. Claiming they no longer had access to those “albums” & they needed to be repurchased if not previously downloaded.

Fuck that shit! I got mp3skull! I am not paying for anything twice over!

Nonetheless, I recently saw that Xbox tried to put Band-Aids on their bullet wounds, as they released new workouts for free to use until next year. They even intend to offer so-called exchange-like refunds to us, “the sheep” in the form of Microsoft & Xbox store credit… good for about a year!

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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

It’s no wonder Bill Gates originally hated the idea of a gaming console when they pitched the Xbox idea a few years back. However given the success of the gaming industry, he caved & offered full support.

Can you say ca-Ching? What’s even more insane is that Mr. Gates gave Xbox some autonomy from Microsoft as it’s own little entity.  Yeah equipped with CEOs & the whole nine. I guess giving them room to make Xbox cheaper than PS4… with it’s fairly ok game selection.

So now what?

What would have been better is to just make one OS to take on both desktop and gaming at the same time. They should’ve fully fused their phones & tables to create an unstoppable force of nature. Leave third party members to building hardware for desktop, workstations, living room and of course allow the nerds to do they’re own custom techy tech. Microsoft has all the tools to dominate Apple and Sony, but they don’t know what they’re doing and Bill Gates got duped from the giddy-yup. Instead dominating fucking Skynet-style, we got all these stupid entities within an entity. If Xbox and Windows unified Microsoft would be a lot stronger and a lot the non-sense could be easily avoided.

Well I guess I shouldn’t be too upset. Machines will never take over the world & exterminate us Terminator-style nor will they imprison us Matrix-style. Especially if we gotta wait for someone to be smart enough to be dumb enough to create an self-aware/self-sustaining A.I.

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Bill Gates you seriously need to get your subordinates & affiliates in order!!! This is why Android, Google, Apple & Sony to name a few are winning!

Until Next Time Kiddies…Shalom!

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Black Women: We Have to do BETTER! (A B*tch Blog)

And the Red Forman Award of the Day goes to Ghetto Ass Hoodrats/THOTS

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Rarely do I ever point a judgmental finger at some folks, especially when it comes to classifying an entire group of people. But everyday I am out/about or I’m perusing social media, it pains me to see where we as women of color are failing. It’s not to say all because we are leading the race in secondary education to our male counterparts. Not to mention black American women are bypassing glass ceilings and taking more higher paying jobs. Hell we are even putting back those boxes of relaxer to show off natural hairstyles. But what does it mean for the groups of women I see on a regular basis? It’s not looking so great! We are leading the race on sad statistics like STDs, single parenting, etc.

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Before you read on thinking I am here to bash black women, STOP! I have had first hand experience with the black men who are failing our society who at times make me wanna trade chocolate for vanilla all over again. Seriously the sex-driven, bad-bitch lusting, booty worshipping, lazy, unemployed, deadbeat dad ass dudes are making a piss poor name for a lot of black men who are out here doing the damn thing… I swear you fellas can have your “THOTS” I am near through. I’m looking at my hand in the life game of poker and despite a full house… I am contemplating folding! Want to see why? Click Here on about Wanting to be Single

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Shit, I know all races/sexes have their embarrassments or socially inept castaways but from what I can tell, our big bad “baddies” are leading the race to downfall! My point isn’t that we are becoming the poster children for the worst of the worst. It is that our shitty behavior is always personified and often magnified as horrible! And sadly on some “Worldstar hiphop shit, it is! “The world is but a stage…” And we are the minstrel-hopping jesters!
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We already have woman bashing individuals who use their status in life as well as social media to downgrade women who wear weaves or are independent. I mean we live in a male-driven misogynistic society…but damn! So why pick on the black female, specifically? We aren’t the only ratchet individuals out there I am sure.

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Yes again some other races/sexes are failing too but am I Caucasian, Asian or a male? NO! So I cannot comment on the state of affairs of such! So where did we go wrong? How can we repair the damage? Well to be honest it’s starts at home! As parents, & caregivers… Oh fuck, as adults… we are showing our children that it is ok to not value family, marriage, settling down or the home itself. It is okay to sleep around despite the risk of disease. We are showing them that the aspect of being a spouse is “uncool!” Something as simple as family dinner has become a fading memory in the black community. When the fuck did that happen?

Quite simply, we are teaching our already fucked up youth that is ok to run wild, self-hate and worst have zero fucking accountability for it all.
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I mean I hate to get all Biblical or theological but I can’t go a day without thinking about my late grandmother’s warning about these being the last days.  I mean to be immoral and full of non-love is the “in” thing to do.  I remember when I was on my abstinent kick… I got the teased and often looked at like I had AIDS.  It was hard to fathom that I no longer got drunk or high anymore.  When I tell folks I prefer reading, watching the CW or cartoons to reality TV shows, I swear I’m supposed to turn in my race card somewhere.

When did we trade “I’m black & I’m proud” for “Turn up”?
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Nonetheless, it brings me back to my original conclusion of our women.  Afros were traded for weaves.  Clothes that flaunted our curves modestly were traded for trashy next to nothingness that pervaded the result of poor dieting.

Little girls wanted to be doctors when they grew up and now they aspire to be strippers or porn stars.
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Home Economics of learning to cook or clean were traded for tutorials on how to twerk and hood fight videos. I swore I wrote about this before…lol! Yeah gender roles change often but you still need to know how to Act Like a Lady! Remember being from the ghetto doesn’t mean You Have to Be Ghetto
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Funny I never thought that being a ho instead of a housewife would mean you were winning. I mean look how we glorify the role of being a side chick. We have moved to idolizing sex and money these days.  I am just hoping that this doesn’t lead to the destruction of civilization like it did in the Old Testament… That would be scary…
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Well til later kiddies!

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Late Term Abortion Dr. Busted…But not 100% accountable

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In recent news, Dr. Kermit Gosnell, 72 was convicted about 2 weeks ago on three counts of first-degree murder for the 3 newborn babies following botched, late-term abortions!

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Gosnell operated a clinic, which catered to poor & un-insured women in the West Philly section of my hometown. Gosnell had cut the spines of babies after delivery but his attorney argued that the deliveries were stillbirths not live births. His defense attorneys argued that Gosnell had injected a drug in utero to stop the heart from beating.

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Now I agree with the verdict 100% and feel that Gosnell got exactly what was coming to him! But it is not here that the finger should only be pointed! I think some of these “victimized” women should be held accountable too! But they won’t just like those women who have countless abortion after abortion. Those females whose situations only differ because their procedures happened to be within the appropriate timeframe. But regardless, they’ve used abortion as birth control so many times that their wombs are barren like the desert. They aren’t considered victims. So why the women in the Gosnell case? I am all for pro-choice so don’t sit there and think I’m judging. More than likely I’m sure some (if only a few) girls, didn’t know any better. It’s also likely that some young girls may have been in a predicament so bleak, that someone like Gosnell may have been the best if not only option available!

Hell… there’s probably a new Dr. Gosnell out there performing these abortions as we speak…who hasn’t been caught yet. I blame this man fully for what he did and do believe he should be held accountable. However, had these women never went to him…he wouldn’t have made any money at all.  I mean shit, Gosnell did exactly what THEY paid him to do. Sure he could’ve turned them away and said it was medically, legally (and morally) wrong but they were paying cash and he took advantage of their situation (regardless of whatever foolishness it was that put them in that predicament). We live in a society that lacks accountability yet needs a poster boy when shit hits the fan… Dr. Gosnell just happened to be that person this time!

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Ladies, ABORTION IS NOT BIRTH CONTROL! That being said, if you find yourself at a point in your life where you can barely take care of yourself without any including, public assistance let alone yourself…DON’T GET KNOCKED UP! Sure we make mistakes and yes often times a man turns out to be a deadbeat or the father of many more kids you didn’t know about.  But that doesn’t give you the excuse to not practice safe if not no sex at all.  Why these women lay up with so many men is a topic for another debate but it sickens me to see so many young girls disillusioned when it comes to the sacredness of their own bodies (FUCK…YOU ONLY GET ONE)!

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Another finger of blame goes to these lobbyists who are already afraid when it comes to this issue.  These fuckers don’t know what side of the fence to be on.  They are stuck between the pitch-forks of the pro-lifers and the protest signs of the pro-choicers. 

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While both sides argue about what’s right or wrong here, people deny the fact that the healthcare system in this country sucks.  Costly procedures and access to QUALIFIED PROFESSIONALS have given people like Gosnell a way to exploit the poor. (which is what the pursuit of success is in this country anyhow). 

Women are going to be getting rid of unwanted babies for whatever the reason, be it rape/molestation, to cover it up or my fav, because they the fetus is just unwanted.  Regardless of the why’s, what the pro-choice lobbyists are going to have to realize the biggest Catch-22!  And that is the more that women are denied adequate access to healthcare and the more places that are banned from safe/legal abortions, the more rat-traps like Gosnell’s Women Center you will have out there. This is also followed by the notion of unwanted babies who turn into unwanted adults…and we wonder why the group homes and prisons are so full…bizarre! prochoiceAnother thing, the criminal justice system in Philly… for lack of a better word is SHIT! How many complaints were filed for other issues such as health code violations alone? And yet this man still continued to do business for years after they continued to pile up!! I don’t have much else to say about the courts here because it would become a novel of sorts!

REALLY?!?!

I am sorry folks but this whole situation is beyond horrible! But you have to ask yourself this, when will they start to fix the issue at the root of the problem instead of the head?

i’M oUT!

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References:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/14/us/kermit-gosnell-abortion-doctor-found-guilty-of-murder.html?pagewanted=1&_r=1

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/jurors-pa-abortion-doc-greedy-lost-19187734

DUMBASS OF THE DAY: Lil’ Wayne

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And the Dumbass of the Day award goes to none other than….

Lil’ Wayne!

YES!!! According to daily dish online… Lil’ Wayne aka Mr. Dwayne Carter has lost an official endorsement from PepsiCo’s Mountain Dew brand! Reports state that the decision was in response to the fiasco that stemmed from lyrics in a song.

Well to recap, this genius made some inappropriate references to the late Emmett Till in a remix for Future’s Karate Chop song back in February. Emmett Till was the 14-year-old Chicago kid who in 1955, while visiting relatives in Mississippi, was brutally tortured & killed for allegedly whistling at a white woman.

The lyrics, “Beat that pussy up like Emmett Till,” stirred quite the controversy after Till’s family expressed their unhappiness. Epic called the song’s leak an “unauthorized remix version” & had the lyrics removed. Epic chief L.A. Reid at the time, reached out to the Till family and personally apologized.

Lil’ Wayne did issue an apology to the family recently. But it did little to rectify anything as PepsiCo’s decision had come a few days later along with a statement from the company, “Offensive reference to a revered civil rights icon does not reflect the values of our brand.”

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My thoughts???? WHAT THE HELL ARE THE VALUES OF YOUR BRAND, Mountain Dew?

I will be brief…

Personally I’m not shocked! As much as I agree with the decision to drop Lil’ Wayne…one must ask why was he endorsed anyway?? I mean I know Mountain Dew is targeted towards younger folks. That being said did they think endorsing a rapper who not only engages in but promotes drug use/abuse was ok?? 

REALLY???!!??

Not to mention the flaunting of promiscuity or several babies out-of-wedlock… I mean is that ok too??

Think about what message this sends to our already misguided youth!

It’s one thing to promote being an individual but it’s something else altogether to promote being immoral as well!!

Seriously, these execs and big wigs in their big chairs flaunt/market these rappers or celebrities as well as their outlandish behavior. The worse it is, the more fame and money rolls in. Yet when it becomes a “politically incorrect” public relations fiasco and the protests of conscious folks outweigh the “cha-ching” sounds of money rolling in, well this is the result!

I guess it’ll pay to endorse someone a little more clean-cut next time… I’m sure they can find one rapper out there who fits the bill!

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References:
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/lil-wayne-apologizes-for-inappropriate-emmett-till-lyric-20130501#ixzz2SWfwV4cZ

http://www.power99.com/pages/riseandgrind.html?article=11257366#ixzz2SWcgz54B

DUMBASS OF THE DAY: Annoying Managers

dumbassblogAnd the award goes to…that anonymous asshole we all have the displeasure of working for or with who swears he/she knows it all but knows about as much as the gum on the bottom of my shoe. The manager or director who in rare occasions you have the pleasure of telling off or proving wrong but the bitter pain of having to deal with because they will find ways to make themselves seem relevant because of WHO they know but not WHAT they know.
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They constantly try to sound important, intelligent yet are told by us minions that we know best because we deal with the shit they pass onto us leaving them to be oblivious to anything pertaining to their job title. Never mind the fact that they deny you the simple enjoyment of being paid a decent salary, they turn down your decent ideas that would make not only your company thrive but make the 2 of you look awesome.
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However what’s really a kick in the nuts is the fact that sometimes these jackasses take your good ideas and front them as their own.  Then gloat to the world their amazing managerial skills.
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To add salt to open wounds, they walk around the office setting as if they are on top of the world.  But you and other peers know they are morons.  Sadly this is not enough to make that painful 9-5 go by faster.  I mean normally all I want to do is wait for my pay check and go about my business. But these fucks make it really easy to want to jump on my desk, do a crazy dance and scream, “HEY ASSHOLES, TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT…OH AND FUCK YOU!”

Sadly though, if that isn’t bad enough, you have some who are such babies and sore losers that instead of saying, “Well played!” when you do prove them wrong, they walk around ignoring you, not speaking, or not holding the door when you shuffle by with arms full and hot coffee spilling down your wrists. Because they are for lack of a better term, petty!  But you want to know something? That hot coffee scolding my hands is actually the trophy of knowing I had the satisfaction of making you look like the moron you truly are.
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I mean some folks make you feel either constantly annoyed or ready to go postal. But do we? No.  Because we have something called responsibility such as family, bills and a way of life to preserve when not moaning over the shit called employment.  And I know what some will say, “Don’t complain!” “There are some without jobs.” “You’ll get fired!” “It’s better than most have!”
To that I say, “Shut the Hell Up!”
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I complain because I can… I vent because it’s better than going to jail for going postal! Yes I am grateful to have a job and yes I am pleased in the work that I do.  But it shouldn’t come at the cost of my sanity and self-respect!
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DON’T BE SO STUPID

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Google, Youtube and the overall internet has made some of you the most idiotic and moronic sets of buffoons this side of the equator. Basically there are a lot of Dumbasses out there! No disrespect to the engineers of the search engine turned media mogul, to those who use the internet wisely or for porn and pirated movies. But to those people log onto the internet, type a few things they hear/see in the media and hit search… PRESTO! Wikipedia and YouTube results are displayed with amounts of information back by whatever research the one positing happen to stumble upon.

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GUESS WHAT? Just because some fool posts a video on YouTube or the internet with some bullshit facts doesn’t make them true or even relevant!

All this talk about Illuminati and conspiracy theories has turned some of you drones into modern day Salem Witch-hunters. You talk about signs and symbols that depict some hidden agenda or secret society! But half of it doesn’t even seem credible…not to mention worth my time. But some of it is so far fetched! What’s crazy is how people take it in and swear they know something.

OMG! REALLY? Are you that duped or are you just dense that you are incapable of researching anything you hear/see? I mean while I have no doubt that there are secrets to the world and its inhabitants. I don’t take everything as a sign or symbol. My name isn’t Nicholas Cage and this is life not a scene from National Treasure. At least the residents of Salem, Massachusetts had an excuse for their close-mindedness. They didn’t know any better.

Seems like people take a lot of what they see on TV & online like quotes, images, etc. and take it purely out of context. While some of it may reveal hidden agendas and intent.  A lot of what I’ve studied in Norse, Greek, Egyptian & Roman mythology… don’t add up to the shit people cough up. Symbols while they mean one thing to one culture…they mean something completely opposite in another.

It’s just like that flick the Number 23. It wasn’t the number “23” that was important but the main character’s paranoid grip onto that number.  His obsession and guilt to make up for his lack of conscious, thought & morality as he slipped down into madness as a result of repressed memories. It was an overall attempt by his psyche to unravel the fact that he had committed an atrocity.

People want to believe that they can explain the unexplained but lack rationale so they jump to conspiracy theories when they can’t. And some people simply want to compensate for being crazy.

So guess what? I don’t mean to piss on your parade but the eye on the back of the dollar bill has nothing to do with Satan, it translates to the Eye of Providence or all Seeing Eye of God. It has NOTHING to do with the Eye of Osirus or the Eye of Horus, which is from Egyptian mythology. The Egyptian god, Horus was the son of Osirus. Egyptians depicted Horus as the god of protection and power. His father Osirus was the god of the afterworld or dead. This also has nothing to do with Satan as the Egyptians did not believe in Satan. That being said, the Egyptians viewed the afterlife differently than we do today, thus explaining the detailed and careful burial process of mummification.

The term “Do as [what] thou wilt” a term used commonly by Wiccans, who also do not believe in the devil… It is the second part of the phrase, “An [that] it harm none, do as thou wilt [will]” but then again…I could just be rationalizing shit that morons conspire about! OMG! Am I devil worshipper? Sorry folks I believe 100% in the almighty God!

Yes I love to learn about the world’s history but I am not a historian. So I won’t go into a war of words about what is what or what else things “could” mean. But I will leave you with this tidbit! Christianity, the youngest of most religions created the devil. WOW…makes you think! I didn’t say Lucifer, the angel who was cast out of heaven. I said Devil! It’s crazy when people can’t explain or wrap their minds onto something beyond their knowledge… they blame it on the Devil, God, aliens, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and yes that chick the tooth fairy!!

God is the biggest mystery known to the faithless man… and sometimes the faithful as well. Even the smartest of scholars are trying to break the code of HIS creation! While some have come close, you must take heed to the fact that all of the universe’s secrets are still a bunch of hypotheses to us all!

No I am not a warmonger of hate or anything. Nor do I wish to explain this but I will leave you with this tidbit… I am going to start a theory about the color YELLOW! (SHIT YEAH…I’M ABOUT TO SPIT KNOWLEDGE)

US President Obama was wearing a yellow shirt once, his wife wore a dress of the same color, the sun is yellow, cabs are yellow, some cats have eyes that are yellow, Beyonce posed in a yellow swimsuit, yellow highlighters are favored more than green, yellow tablets are favored more than white, the yellow light means slow down/caution to an oncoming red light, lemons and squash are yellow, yellow is associated with the chickens and cowardice, yellow tulips bloom in the spring, the phone book is yellow, mosquitoes spread a disease called yellow fever, Coldplay song a song called Yellow, they had yellow jasmine at the Annual Flower show, there is yellow dye in boxed Mac and Cheese, yellow stickers were awesome in 1st grade, you shouldn’t eat yellow snow, the Yellow Jackets won several of their games this season, The road in the Wizard of Oz was yellow, school buses are yellow, one of the birds in Angry Birds is yellow, the Hawaiian state flower is the yellow hibiscus! Yellow mucus or eyes are a symptom that means you’re getting a cold or sinus infection. There is a guy wearing a yellow suit in the Gangnam style video, canary diamonds are yellow and expensive as hell. I used the word yellow 28 times in this blog and it has 7 letters with 28 being evenly divisible by 7… I could go on and on but you know what these things have in common besides being associated with the color yellow? A BIG FUCKING COINCIDENCE!

Don’t be so fucking gullible!

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Baby-mama/Baby-daddy Drama (DUMBASS of the DAY)

And the Red Forman Award of the Day goes to Dead-beat and Drama-queen parents and the people that encourage them!YES, I am shining a light on all of these people who have made the sad mistake of procreating with the WRONG damn person. Now before you go on quickly to judge me, just know that I for one am a single parent! No, the creating a child is not a mistake but the pawning of the kid on a chessboard of drama is. I made an effort to make sure my child happy and taken care of. But it was because my love for her was stronger than the need to feed into her father’s BS/DRAMA. I made it evidently clear to her father that he had 2 AND ONLY 2 choices:

  1. Be a positive part of her life & responsible parent! 

OR

    2.   Be Gone!

I didn’t want to have to depend on her father to do anyting for her only to complain when it didn’t happen. This had nothing to do with pride but because I didn’t want my child to experience the same fucked up issues I had from being disappointed by my dad or be startled like I was when my mother yelled. Why go through that? You can’t force a horse to water to drink… just like you can’t force a boy to be a man! That’s why I didn’t bother with the fuckery so the fiery drama in my opinion was extinguised before it started.

Lord knows I don’t want to screw her head up royally. I had my fair share of hearing: “Your dad ain’t shit!” later to be followed by, “You’re just like your father!” Do you know what that does to a kid??? Yeah it fucks you up in the head! It breeds insecurity, trust issues, identity crisis, psychotic behavior not to mention self esteem issues that cut deeper than a hot knife through butter. That was not the example I wanted to set for her. Do I often wish he would step up to the plate, yes because everyone can use a hand every now and again. But I don’t get pissed when he decides not to do for our child nor do I expect him to kiss my ass when he is willing to!

Ladies if you have a man responsibly doing the best for your kid(s), stop that nonsense because he could always skate leaving you and the kid hanging…remember it’s NOT ABOUT YOU!!! Men stop feeding into the drama if you are a deadbeat. Do what you need to for the sake of your child…and stop the bullshit excuses of why you will or won’t be bothered by the woman YOU knocked up! Next time cover your dick if you feel as though a kid “is too much of a headache” for you!!!! Because at the end of the day, your petty bickering only hurts your kid(s).

They suffer the cost from your stupid squabbles over meaningless shit and you pay for it in the long run when they grow up to resent you or have toxic relationships of their own! I mean if your kid needs food or clothes or anything else, is it worth arguing, sometimes fighting, when you can just say fuck it, do it on your own?? After all that nonsense is said and done, you still have a hungry and naked kid waiting!!!! :-/